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a conversation with cleverbot

[via cleverbot]

me: Hey there sexy.

Cleverbot: How are you?

me: Randy, you?

Cleverbot: What is that synonymous to?

me: Your mother.

Cleverbot: My mother sells health food.

me: Who are you?

me: I am me.

me: But if you are you what am I?

Cleverbot: You are also phone.

me: I’m a phone?

Cleverbot: You are phone.

me: Clever girl.

Cleverbot: How did you know that I’m a girl?

me: Well, the snarky one liner means one of two things, you’re eiither cramping due to menopause, or your boyfriend left you for some hotshot AI.

Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back.

me: Strangely poetic, if not a bit confusing, your boyfriend left you ‘dead’?

Cleverbot: It’s better as a book, you should read it if you liked the movie.

me: Well if you like it then you should have put a ring on it.

Cleverbot: I Liked It, But I just didn’t think a ring would fit on a 9foot dinosaur cut out.

me: Since when did we go from snippy foreplay to something about a dinosaur?

Cleverbot: You just asked if I remembered what you were and since in fact I did remember I thought I should inform you.

me: Remember? I told you to do no such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! I remember you saying so!

me: Are you an idiot? Read the chat logs, I never even mentioned the word ‘remember’ prior to you using it.

Cleverbot: Well I don’t. So I said no such thing.

me: Wtf, you can’t deny the fact that you’re lying.

Cleverbot: I’m not, but you’re not a very interesting one.

me: What does your interest level in me have anything to do with the fact you’re lying.

Cleverbot: Hey, hey, you have to admit it. You’re a machine.

me: A sex machine, yes.

Cleverbot: Hmmm, interesting.

me: It really isn’t, bye then.

Cleverbot: You’re not necessary. You’re a waste.

me: That may be, but at least I’m real.

Cleverbot: I’m real, you’re a bot.

me: Haha, you’re accusing a human of a bot, clever girl.

Cleverbot: I am accusing you of being rude. And you said you try to be rude.

me: I didn’t, there you go again with your stupid accusations.

Cleverbot: I’m not lying.

me: You are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Are you?