September 2011
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July 2011
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May 2011
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November 2010
1 post
The Way I Live Life →
Adjust the fake tie, exit through a window.
October 2010
1 post
“Sorrow comes soon enough without despondency; it does a man no good to carry...”
– James H. Aughey
September 2010
4 posts
Daanish says he’d make a good cop, I tell...
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“Let no one who loves be called unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow.”
– James Matthew Barrie
poignant.
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August 2010
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here’s an interesting confession, wherever i go and whoever i’m with, i always feel alone (in the literal sense)
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iOS 4 Jailbreak Update
it’s been a little over a week with the new jailbreak provided by @comex that i’ve been very fortunate to be rockin’ with little to no stability issues. if you hadn’t taken the jailbreaking plunge yet on your iphone or ipod touch, it’s a disservice to your expensive apple product.
though one thing that puzzles me about this exploit, is that it exposes (as...
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iOS 4.0.1 jailbreak →
apparently @comex has released the new userland exploit for iDevices (ipod touch, iphone, ipad) running various firmwares and bootroms. myself? running an iDevice on firmware 3.1.3 with the spirit jailbreak, but this new jailbreak apparently works through the safari mobile browser.
so, on your iDevice, make sure it’s running the latest firmware (4.0 or 4.0.1) and using the safari browser,...
July 2010
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“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.”
– Eames to Arthur in ‘Inception’
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Christopher Nolan: "I'd love to do a Bond film" →
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June 2010
12 posts
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Watcha few months ago, i created a short on xtranormal, a fun video creation website, with the intention of trying to get away with a clip that not only seemed outlandish but making fun of the site itself [if only subtle], you can blame my mind for this…but blame yourself for sitting through it
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Watchhahah, how americans see soccer (football) and more than likely ‘the world cup’, from the simpsons before it started to go off the deep end (‘94-2002 RIP)
“Find out where that referee is from. And get MI6 on the phone.”
– via “Queen Elizabeth,” twitter
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Watchi remember watching this music video for the very first time and absolutely digging the sheer simplicity of minimal choreography and sultry vocals of Feist, when i asked a friend if we could do a shot by shot remake, she said she wanted to wear the suit…i never spoke to her again after that day.
oh and yes, that guy isn’t just cool, he’s the physical embodiment of it, must...
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my sister an i freestyle with the I Am T-Pain...
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“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
– Charlie Brown (depressing)
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Chew Before Swallowing
here’s a poem i wrote for our former pretzel hating, god appointed commander-in-chief (no, i don’t write poetry often, i hate poetry, this was a class related exercise in college that i was FORCED to participate in and decided to run with it)
First month, year 2002 Busy watching the game on TV My wife, entertainin’ guests- In the other room. Me? Entertainin’ a cold, frothy beer...
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“I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic.’ Now when I plug it in, iTunes tells...”
– @ceoSteveJobs via twitter
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Thankstaking by Vaqas Bajwa
*I wrote this for absolutely no reason a few years ago just days before thanksgiving, i have no idea why. Ah, the holidays. The affinity towards seemingly permanent staples of society such as unity, thoughtfulness, and empathy are reinforced (albeit for approximately two months after which, it’s okay to be an affable douche again, yes…affable). The hob knob of television reruns and the Spice...
May 2010
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daanish + vaq conversation [part 2] →
part 2 of a conversation daanish and i had a few weeks ago, nsfw as always
part 1: http://www.suitcoatday.com/post/529991052/vaqas-daanish
a conversation with cleverbot
[via cleverbot]
me: Hey there sexy.
Cleverbot: How are you?
me: Randy, you?
Cleverbot: What is that synonymous to?
me: Your mother.
Cleverbot: My mother sells health food. me: Who are you? me: I am me. me: But if you are you what am I? Cleverbot: You are also phone. me: I’m a phone? Cleverbot: You are phone. me: Clever girl. Cleverbot: How did you know that I’m a girl?...
April 2010
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If you’re easily offended by questionable...
March 2010
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haha, yet another bond ringtone i’m using...
October 2009
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WatchNot an amazing show, quite frankly, I think I’m getting too old for concerts, that and I hate young people (despite being flanked by 30+ somethings). A few highlights, nothing substantial, although at eight minutes, you’d think I’d have the decency to edit the length of footage to somet-rambling again.
September 2009
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yet another sound byte that’s old,...
August 2009
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i impersonate a jewish man, ick
old
May 2009
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